Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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