I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
How does one acquire holy water?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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