Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
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I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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