my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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