Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
