I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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