Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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