I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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