So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
false alarm, still single
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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