i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm always down for nudity.
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