they need to just BURY HIM!
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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