Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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