But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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