Your mouth is God's brothel.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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