this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
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