How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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