You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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