is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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