Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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