Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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