so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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