She said her name was "party"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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