Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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