I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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