Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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