Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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