I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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