I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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