Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This baby is an asshole
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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