A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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