i don't plan on having that self control this summer
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
only if we run a train.
done.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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