i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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