it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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