Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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