If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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