garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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