Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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