so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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