hotel room ftw
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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