fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Randomize