So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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