I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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