I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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