yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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