those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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