so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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