His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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