I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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