I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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