I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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