walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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