i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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