i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
send nudes
from the living room?
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