you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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