Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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