i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
handjob tips. give me some.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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